't Is late and me is a bit sloshed...

Friday, August 17, 2007

'ello,

Ca va? Me, I'm a bit inebriated... had to go to funeral today. Remember the auntie that passed away last week? Voila!
Only, yesterday evening, ExBoy walked in to pick up his suit for the funeral... Had hair cut (about bloody time, he looked a right sight) with fancy sideburns bit... Lights fag... "I hear you go to the funeral tomorrow" (he says). "Pardon? Yes of course." "It's only that I will bring (Slapper's name), hope there won't be a scene?..." (.................WTF????!.....)
I thanked him for his gallantry!... but I'm telling you now that was my peaceful night gone... I also could've walloped him one. When have I ever made a scene? En plein publique? Pas moi, mon vieux! Anyway, that was me waxing to the nines, moisturizing, face masking, etc etc until the wee hours... and then fall asleep with half a tube of grape-a-loids around my eyes... only to wake up to "spot" alert, which was nipped in the bud. I put on "that outfit" (see pic) but thought it a bit too festive, so opted for understated but very defined short LBD with the K. Cole silk ankle strap shoes. Looked like a few hundred squids, sweeties! Demure but spicy, if you catch my drift. My best friend, Maike, came to pick me up.
(to be cont., am bit drowsy now... muah, muah)