Dogs

Friday, July 13, 2007
Current mood: blank

The difference between cats and dogs?
You can kick a dog repeatedly and it'll still come and lick your hand when you address it friendly. A cat? Forget it! She'll just adopt another family and play with prey before leisurely killing it.

It sucks that I'm more in tune with my inner dog...
One day I'll turn rabid and hopefully they'll call a vet. Until then I'll wag my tail. And bring back the ball, and walk proudly, collared. More honour in a sheep, really.
Grandma always said that bitches turn if they didn't have a litter. People should pay attention to what old folk say.